the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!