The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Stop clapping

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to turn retarted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!