The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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power to breathe

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!