The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to become demented

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!