The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to walk through air.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!