The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to have no superpower

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to write comic books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!