The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!