the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to die but once

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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I'm a giant di

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!