the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become black!

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Acid tears.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!