The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!