The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to make fish drown.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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to spelle caretly

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!