the power to turn apartly invisible

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to not care.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!