The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to be stupid

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The Power to be aqua man

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Aweonao

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!