The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Really bendy thumb

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to not be funny

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!