The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to like justin beiber

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!