the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!