the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to know what time is not

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!