The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power spite flower

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!