The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to not see anything

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to have an ability.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!