Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to look through glass.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!