the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Balls.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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power to see through glass doors

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Justin Bieber

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!