The power to make everything worse

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the ability to become black.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!