The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to levitate birds

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!