The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!