The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Find Waldo

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!