The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to die

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!