The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be a snail

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to dance really well

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The power to watch tv

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!