The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Facebook.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to jizz money

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!