the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to see through glass

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Taekwondo

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!