Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to die at will

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to read braile.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!