- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to be more human than most people.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The ability to turn into an embryo

Pointless Super Powers