The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power of micro penis.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!