The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to police irony

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power of walking on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!