The power not to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to levitate

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to look into the past

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!