The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to vote

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Being a freemason

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the ability to die on command

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!