The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!