The Power to Combust

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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Smoke vision

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!