The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!