The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to get sick

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!