The power to fall up.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to control dodos

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!