The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!