The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to like this post

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!