The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!