The power to peak braille

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!