The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to have a power.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!