The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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mint berry crunch

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!