The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!