The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Black power

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!