Black power

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!