The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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32% Levitation.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!